The Week In PicturesSlideshow • News • ISSUE 48•02 • Jan 16, 2012 16391Capitol Building Haunted By Spirit Of Killed Piece Of Legislation1 of 11Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child2 of 11Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now3 of 11Obama Spends Wednesday Doing Some Urgings, Some Callings On4 of 11Scandalous Photos Reveal Grover Norquist Carried On Secret Affair With Taxes For Years5 of 11Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama National Champions, Endorses Rick Santorum, Spits On World War II Veteran, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Flight Of Stairs, Wishes Osama Bin Laden Were Still Alive6 of 11Philip Morris Introduces New Marlboro Sinus PM Cigarettes7 of 11Study Finds Hearing Loved One's Voice Induces Excruciating Pain In Coma Patients8 of 11Ndamukong Suh Fined $75,000, Just To Wrap Things Up9 of 11Attending ‘Price Is Right’ Taping Apparently Sailors’ Best Idea For Shore Leave10 of 11This Shit Again11 of 11More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In PicturesRemembering Kim Jong-il Those We Lost In 20112011's Biggest Names In Local News2011's Biggest Political Newsmakers
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