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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•23 • Jun 11, 2012
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    • Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"

      In Doc and Kenny's return to GOOMF, Kevin Garnett has thrown the Heat into identity crisis, a trailblazing jockey rides directly on his horse's head, and the Braves are in the market for a 2010 Jason Heyward.
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    • Ann Romney Says Husband Has Deeply Principled Side No One Ever Sees In Public

      LA JOLLA, CA—Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, said Monday that despite her husband's public image as a shameless opportunist with no convictions whatsoever, in private he displays a rare principled side that most pe...
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    • Dangerous Mutated Strain Of Fernandomania Discovered In Rural China

      SICHUAN PROVINCE, CHINA—According to reports from world health officials, farmers across a rural district of China are contracting what is believed to be a particularly deadly form of Fernandomania, the baseball-watching scourge previously thought t...
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    • Severe Allergic Reaction Causes Florida To Swell Up To Twice Normal Size

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    • Diamond Jubilee Marred By Drunken Queen Elizabeth II Encouraging Guests To Fuck

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    • Report: People Talking About Soccer, But There’s No World Cup This Year So It Must Be Something Else

      NEW YORK—According to a report released Friday, which noted a considerable increase in the number of people talking about soccer throughout the United States, this is not the year of a World Cup, so there must be something else going on.
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    • Physicists Discover Our Universe Is Fictional Setting Of Cop Show Called 'Hard Case'

      PALO ALTO, CA—A report released Tuesday by physicists at Stanford University has revealed that the entire known universe—including the whole of human civilization and the totality of all existing matter and energy—is actually the fiction...
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    • Following Ray Bradbury's Death, Thousands Of People Buy Kindle Version Of Book About Demise Of Paper Books

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    • Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd

      Shortly after locking himself out of his home, stark naked claims adjuster David Ronzo reportedly delivered a stirring and thought provoking philosophical treatise to a slowly gathering crowd of neighbors.
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    • Local Grandmother Beginning To Realize Family Never Even Looked For Better Nursing Home

      ST. MARYS, OH—Local grandmother Janet Lukingbeal said Tuesday it had recently started to dawn on her that family members hadn't even bothered to research nicer nursing homes before admitting her to Horizons Retirement Community six years ago.
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