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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•26 • Jul 2, 2012
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    • Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

      NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—The new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."
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    • Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap

      Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible, ill-conceived, and unnecessary "personal projects."
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    • Offbeat Squirrel In Park Garnering Cult Following

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    • Area Man Pretty Sure He Knows Which Athletes Are Gay

      TOLEDO, OH—Area man Arnold Pera, 26, bragged to several of his friends Sunday that "nine times out of 10" he can tell whether an athlete is gay or not.
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    • Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy

      NEW YORK—"I think I touched it and it was warm and soft and wonderful," said Tim Fornato, emerging briefly from a dog pile of frantic floor traders.
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    • Army Program Pairs Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones

      Women will now be allowed to fight on the front lines, provided a chaperone is there to make sure they don't hurt themselves.
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    • Chris Bosh Proves Himself Not To Be An Ostrich By Winning Championship

      It's an Independence Day Firework To Your Head, as Doc and Kenny celebrate Bosh proving himself a non-ostrich, Federer tracking crabgrass into Wimbledon, and the Diamondbacks fleeing from a scary bug.
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    • Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

      NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby homes.
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    • Bill Simmons Releases 2,000-Page Book Exploring How Fucking Clever He Is

      BOSTON—Grantland and ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons has written a new book titled Wit, Brilliance, Insight, Simmons, a semiautobiographical amalgam of sports, pop culture, and American history as seen through the unique lens of how...
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    • Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level

      COLUMBIA, SC—"I can tell by the look in her eyes—that loving, longing gaze—that I must act now before I miss my chance," boyfriend Matthew Sullivan said.
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