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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•28 • Jul 16, 2012
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    • Daniel Tosh Chuckles Through Own Violent Rape

      'You Just Gotta Laugh,' Reports Comedian Through Blood And Tears

      HOLLYWOOD, CA—Embroiled in controversy following comments he made during a recent performance at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles, comedian Daniel Tosh chuckled this afternoon while being violently raped by a group of men in a Hollywood alley.
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    • Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe

      NEW YORK—Frustrated fans of the Superman comic book said Monday the continued financial stability and cultural relevance of the series' Daily Planet newspaper is now the most unrealistic part of its universe and an annoying distraction...
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    • George Zimmerman Not Going To Let One Bad Experience Deter Him From Neighborhood Watch Responsibilities

      SANFORD, FL—Out of jail after posting a $1 million bond, George Zimmerman told reporters Monday he remained firmly committed to community safety and had no intention of letting a single unpleasant episode prevent him from fulfilling his regular neighborhood watch duties.
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    • Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy

      Ron Paul was out on the campaign trail courting voters in his huffing, puffing, whimsical steam-powered vehicle.
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    • Obama Pledges To Repeal Health Care Law If Reelected

      WASHINGTON—Calling it a "poorly conceived and irresponsible piece of legislation, pure and simple," President Obama made a public pledge to voters Tuesday that, if reelected, he would fight to repeal the recently upheld Patient Protection ...
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    • Comic-Con Once Again Marred By Increasingly Popular Bully-Con

      SAN DIEGO—Sources confirmed Tuesday the comic book and sci-fi expo Comic-Con was once again tarnished by the presence of the increasingly popular Bully-Con, a brutal event held simultaneously in the same convention space and attended by some of the ...
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    • Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Event

      HOUSTON—During an address Wednesday to the National Association for the Advancement of White People, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney received a lengthy standing ovation from the group of 2,000 Caucasians who had gathered to hear him sp...
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    • 'Dark Knight Rises' Opts For Lighthearted, Cartoonish Tone

      'It's Fun, Like A Comic Book,' Says Christopher Nolan

      HOLLYWOOD, CA—Stating that "the time has come for a tonal shift" in the blockbuster series, director Christopher Nolan announced Thursday that the forthcoming Batman film The Dark Knight Rises would take a lighter, more humorous ton...
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    • 95 Killed In Rush For Free Flames In Nigerian Tanker Fire

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    • Under Armour Celebrates 5 Years Of Dominating Roided-Out-High-School-Asshole Market

      BALTIMORE—The unusually successful Under Armour athletic wear company celebrated five years of market domination Thursday, presenting financial records and surveys indicating it has commanded an 88 percent share of the U.S.
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