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    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•32 • Aug 13, 2012
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    • Christian Bale Visits Sikh Temple Victims

      MILWAUKEE—Actor Christian Bale, star of the summer blockbuster The Dark Knight Rises, reportedly spent several hours Thursday visiting the hospital where the three men wounded in last Sunday’s shooting spree at a Sikh temple...
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    • Nation's Sane People To Nation's Insane People: 'Please Stop Shooting Us'

      WASHINGTON—In the aftermath of Sunday’s deadly shooting in which a white supremacist allegedly shot and killed six congregants at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin, the nation’s psychologically sound populace issued a statement begging its insa...
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    • Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting

      WASHINGTON—In response to the shooting death of six Sikh worshippers at a temple in Oak Creek, WI yesterday, Rep.
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    • Herman Cain Lifts Suspension Of Presidential Campaign

      ATLANTA—More than eight months after suspending his campaign amidst plummeting poll numbers and allegations of sexual misconduct, Georgia businessman Herman Cain appeared at a spirited rally Friday to announce he was officially lifting the suspensio...
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    • Weird, Area Woman Wasn't Harassed Today

      ATLANTA—Returning home from work Wednesday evening, area woman Caitlin Levy suddenly realized that, quite unusually, she had not been harassed or propositioned for sex even once the entire day, the puzzled 28-year-old told reporters.
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    • Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works

      CAMBRIDGE, MA—A study released Thursday by researchers at Harvard University's Department of Psychology has found that the simple act of pretending one's life is not a complete shambles threatening to collapse at any moment works.
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    • Andrea Kremer Proves Journalistic Prowess By Asking Olympian How That Felt

      LONDON—NBC Olympic reporter and 30-year veteran of the journalistic craft Andrea Kremer exhibited her unequaled interviewing talents last week by asking a gold-medal-winning swimmer how it felt to win her race.
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    • Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months

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    • Fuck, Roommates Want To Have Meeting

      BROOKLYN, NY—Sitting in the living room of his apartment Wednesday, a visibly anxious Drew Johnson told reporters that, fuck, his roommates want to have a meeting as soon as everyone can find a moment. According to the 24-year-old production assista...
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    • Subway Releases Pool-Water-Soaked Sandwiches To Honor Michael Phelps' Retirement

      MILFORD, CT—Subway officials announced Friday that for a limited time all sandwiches on their menu would be drenched in chlorinated pool water to celebrate the historic swimming career of U.S.
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