The Week In PicturesSlideshow • News • ISSUE 48•42 • Oct 22, 2012 67422Obama Excited To Participate In First Debate1 of 14'The Onion' Wins Nobel Prize2 of 14Lyndon Johnson Pulls Ahead In Poll Of Nation's Alzheimer's Patients3 of 14Area Man On Personal Mission To Explain Why Universally Enjoyed Things Are Bad4 of 14Savvy Man Registers 'Sleepy Romney' Twitter Account Just In Case Candidate Looks Tired5 of 14Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time6 of 14Nation's Ever So Malleable Simpletons Fluttering Between Candidates Like Shuttlecocks Through Every Moment Of Debate7 of 14Romney To Town Hall Audience: 'I Own Horses And Care For Them, And You Are All Like Horses'8 of 14Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can't Sit Quietly On Stool When Repeatedly Asked To9 of 14Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation10 of 14CDC Announces Americans Should Make Plans To Say Goodbye To Loved Ones11 of 14Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt12 of 14'I Feel Your Pain,' Romney Tells Campaign Rally Attendees Who Make $20 Million A Year13 of 14Romney Stands Behind Ryan To Show Good Campaigning Stance14 of 14More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In PicturesThe Week In PicturesThe Week In PicturesThe Week In PicturesThe Week In Pictures
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