The Week In PicturesSlideshow • News • ISSUE 48•46 • Nov 19, 2012 1111115Sources: Petraeus Knew About Affair For More Than A Year1 of 15Interim CIA Director Assures Nation He Engages In No Sexual Activity Whatsoever2 of 15Intern Just Happens To Be Beautiful 22-Year-Old WomanYear In Review3 of 15Needy Nation Breaks Down After First Full Week Without Being Pandered To By Politicians4 of 15Lakers GM Claims Mike D'Antoni Had More Impressive Cover Letter Than Phil Jackson5 of 15John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession6 of 15Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal7 of 15Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn8 of 15Elmo Admits He's Uncomfortable Working With Gay Puppeteer9 of 15Poor Bastard Who Just Started Watching 'Lost' In For World Of Disappointment10 of 15Second-Person Narrative Enthralling You11 of 15Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To Fuck CIA Director12 of 15BP CEO: 'We Deeply Regret The Tragic Loss Of $4.5 Billion'13 of 15Obama: 'Second Term Will Be Like Breaking Bad Times Homeland Plus The Sopranos'14 of 15New Al-Qaeda Recruit Sick Of Hearing Senior Terrorists Brag About 9/11 Attacks15 of 15More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In PicturesThe Reelection Of Barack Obama: Four More Years Of Crushing America's Hopes And DreamsRemembering The Campaign Of Mitt Romney: A Man The Nation Will Hopefully Never Hear From AgainThe Week In PicturesCompetition