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    The Week In Pictures

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•48 • Dec 3, 2012
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    • Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit

      ORLANDO, FL—More than a year after Casey Anthony was acquitted of her daughter’s murder, the Florida sheriff’s office that investigated the case admitted Monday that it had overlooked a key piece of evidence: a discussion thread Anthony ...
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    • Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family's Thanksgiving Dinner

      Special investigative reporter Gavin Fisher outfits his parents home with hidden cameras to refute claims he ruined the family's Thanksgiving gathering.
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    • 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

      NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history. First responders reporting from...
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    • New Season Of 'Downton Abbey' Jumps Forward To Year 2121

      LONDON—Fans of the wildly popular period drama Downton Abbey were delighted Friday when producers announced that, following another successful run on British television this fall, the show has been renewed for a fourth season, which they conf...
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    • Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

      CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway. Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presi...
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    • High School For Performing Arts Student Dealing With Really Weird Social Pressures

      PHILADELPHIA—Philadelphia High School for Performing and Visual Arts student Samantha Bylum, 16, told reporters this week that she is currently experiencing an overwhelming amount of pressure to conform to some really weird social norms. [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]
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    • BREAKING: No Way Egypt Coming Out Of This With A Functional Democracy

      CAIRO—Following countrywide protests against President Mohamed Morsi’s sweeping assertions of executive power, sources confirmed Tuesday that, just so you know, there’s no chance whatsoever that Egypt is emerging from all this with a fun...
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    • Dept. Of Interior Releases New Stick

      WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of the Interior held a press conference Wednesday to announce the release of a new stick.
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    • Powerball Officials Admit They Lost All The Balls

      The $500 million Powerball drawing has been delayed after officials admitted they can't find the lotto balls anywhere.
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    • UPDATE: Powerball Execs Find Missing Powerballs

      Powerball officials explain where they found the missing lotto balls and what they're doing to make sure they never lose them again.
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    • Lax PetSmart Background Check Allows Deranged Gerbil To Slip Through The Cracks

      PHOENIX—Retail chain PetSmart Inc. came under fire this week after a police investigation revealed the company’s loose background-screening process had allowed a deranged gerbil to slip through the cracks and be sold to a Los Angeles family, d...
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    • Fuck It, Man On Death Row Just Going To Read Entire Harry Potter Series

      HUNTSVILLE, TX—Convicted murderer and death row inmate Robert Insterman, 45, announced Thursday that, fuck it, he might as well read the whole goddamn Harry Potter series of bestselling young-adult novels. “I mean, what else am I going to do? ...
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    • 'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says

      SEATTLE—Sad, pathetic local web developer and blogger Phillip Cathin, 34, told reporters today that he sees himself as “a brand.” The pitiful man, who works in development and design at the Seattle-based software company Woot, told repor...
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    • Powerball Winners Already Divorced, Bankrupt

      DEARBORN, MO—Less than 24 hours after last night’s Powerball drawing, reports confirmed that the two winners of the $587 million jackpot are both already divorced from their respective spouses, alienated from their friends and families, and co...
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    • 'Boy Meets World' Spin-Off A Dream Come True For Fans Who Grew Up In, Still Live In '90s

       The upcoming 'Boy Meets World' spin-off is thrilling fans who haven't grown up at all since the original went off the air.
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