The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 14, 2013Slideshow • News • ISSUE 49•02 • Jan 14, 2013 61079Dancing Machine Overheats1 of 154 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence2 of 15Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job3 of 15Frustrated Wayne LaPierre Thought Murder Of 20 Children By Crazed Gunman Would Have Blown Over By Now4 of 15Psychiatrists Warn Nation's Used Car Salesmen Going Insane, Practically Giving Cars Away5 of 1531-Year-Old Now The Only One Of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married, Divorced6 of 15Taylor Swift Now Dating James Holmes7 of 15Russell Crowe Praised For Stunning Portrayal Of Man Who Cannot Sing Or Act In 'Les Misérables'8 of 15Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point9 of 152012 Was Once Considered Hottest Year On Record, Man In 2024 Remembers Wistfully10 of 15AIG Nearly Blows All The Goodwill Built Up By Wall Street In Recent Years11 of 15Air Force One Pilot Invites Excited Obama Into Cockpit12 of 15Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market13 of 15Ben Affleck Nominated For Best Friend Of Matt Damon14 of 15Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack15 of 15More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In Pictures – Week Of January 7, 2013The Onion's Finest Sports Photojournalism Of 2012The Onion's Finest Photojournalism Of 2012Hot Boys We Liked In 2012Those We Lost In 2012
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