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    The Week In Pictures: Family Edition

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•47 • Nov 28, 2011
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    • Cool Dad A Terrible Father

      PORTLAND, OR—Terrible father Peter Nesmith is the absolute coolest, neighborhood children reported Monday.
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    • Area Dad Hopes Son's Interest In Long Jumping Just A Phase

      BALTIMORE—David Segal, 38-year-old accountant and father of two, expressed hope that his 10-year-old son's recent interest in long jumping...
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    • Unstable Relative, Toddler Compete For Attention At Family Get-Together

      LOWELL, MA—The barbecue, which began shortly after 4 p.m., saw both emotionally fragile and needy family members Nicholas Aunchman, 3, and Sandy Aunchman, 41, square off in their attempts to be the evening’s sole focal point.
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    • Smoke Rings Delighting Newborn

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    • DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

      DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.
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    • Grandmother Classifies 79% Of Everything A Shame

      SANDUSKY, OH—While most things to Gertrude Wharton are simply "a shame," other, more intense degrees include "a real shame," "a crying shame," and, worst, "an awful shame."
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    • Dad Keeps Dropping Hints About Mom's Sexual Proclivities

      PHOENIX, AZ—Rodney Granger, 46, a Phoenix-area father of three, drops frequent hints about his wife Sandy's sexual proclivities, his creeped-out children announced Monday.
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    • How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side

      On Today Now!, golf expert Jordan Ritter has some Pro Tips for maintaining a steady swing while hitting the links with your mistress' husband.
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    • 'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby

      PASADENA, CA—After estimating that he had held her long enough, Dan Rudloff quickly found a suitable candidate to whom he could relinquish control of the infant.
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    • Area Man Excited Friend Is Getting Divorced

      PASCO, WA—Jim Sterling, 31, reported Monday that he's excited to resume his friendship with his soon-to-be-divorced buddy Andy Freiburg.
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    • Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

      CHICAGO—Subjects who drank five glasses or more showed an increased ability to recall each time their mothers had been unsupportive of boyfriends or husbands.
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