Single bolt of lightning in otherwise perfect day
    • Facebook
    • Twitter
    • Follow @TheOnion
Show/Hide Navigation
  • Video
  • Politics
  • Sports
  • Business
  • Science/Tech
  • Entertainment
  • Breaking
  • More
    • Video
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Science/Tech
    • Entertainment
    • Breaking

    The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 15, 2013

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 49•28 • Jul 15, 2013
    • Facebook3
    • Twitter15
    • Google Plus6
    • Facebook: ‘We Will Make Our Product Worse, You Will Be Upset, And Then You Will Live With It’

      MENLO PARK, CA—In a statement released to its 1.1 billion users, social media site Facebook announced Wednesday that the company will continue to make bad changes to its product, that members will be very upset with these changes, and that said memb...
      1 of 13
    • FAA Advises Asiana Airlines Pilot To Get Back Out There After Crash

      'You Don’t Want To Lose Your Confidence,' Agency Says

      WASHINGTON—Claiming that such incidents can “really mess with your head if you’re not careful,” Federal Aviation Administration officials on Monday urged Lee Kang-kook, the Asiana Airlines pilot who crash-landed a commercial airlin...
      2 of 13
    • Despite Armie Hammer Profile In ‘Good Housekeeping’ Magazine, ‘Lone Ranger’ A Flop At Box Office

      LOS ANGELES—In a development that stunned studio executives, the new Disney motion picture The Lone Ranger somehow flopped at the box office over its opening weekend despite a recent profile of star Armie Hammer in Good Housekeeping magazine.
      3 of 13
    • Area Man Loses All Control Of Face While Thinking

      BELLEVILLE, MO—Scientists observing the behavior of local man David Berham told reporters on Monday that the 34-year-old, remarkably, is completely unable to control his facial muscles whenever he has to process information of any kind.
      4 of 13
    • Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff

      ST. LOUIS—Describing the behavior as bizarre yet captivating, dozens of visitors to the Saint Louis Zoo reportedly looked on in fascination Saturday as the ice cream shop’s staff engaged in their unique mating rituals. According to eyewitnesse...
      5 of 13
    • Andy Murray Claims It's Kind Of Pathetic Britain Taking So Much Pride In His Win At A Tennis Tournament

      LONDON—After becoming the first British player to win the Wimbledon men’s singles championship since 1936, Andy Murray announced Tuesday that the amount of pride Great Britain has taken in his victory at a tennis tournament is “actually ...
      6 of 13
    • Jay-Z CEO Resigns After Stock Price Plunges

      NEW YORK—Following a dismal second quarter in which the company’s stock price plummeted more than 30 percent, CEO Walter Kempman stunned shareholders Tuesday by announcing that he will resign his leadership of the New York–based entertai...
      7 of 13
    • Aaron Hernandez Having Great Time In Prison Catching Up With Former Gators Teammates

      8 of 13
    • 10 SIZZLING HOT Sex Tips

      9 of 13
    • Pregnant Wife Has No Idea Which Jonas Brother She Married

      LOS ANGELES—During an announcement that she was pregnant with the couple’s first child, Danielle Jonas confirmed Wednesday that she was still not entirely sure which of the Jonas Brothers she had married.
      10 of 13
    • Report: Nation Thinking About Big, Warm Piece Of Cinnamon Coffee Cake Right Now

      WASHINGTON—According to a press conference held moments ago by The Food Institute, Americans across the country are all presently picturing a fresh, right-out-of-the-oven warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake that just melts in your mouth.
      11 of 13
    • Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite

      COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday its new Suicidal Suite available at each of their locations across the nation. The accommodations, availabl...
      12 of 13
    • Egyptians Concerned About Direction Government Is Toppling In

      CAIRO—Responding to the ongoing struggle for power following the July 4 military overthrow of Mohamed Morsi, many Egyptian citizens expressed fears on Friday that their government may be toppling in the wrong direction.
      13 of 13
    • More Slideshows

      Start Over
      • The Week In Sports – Week Of July 12, 2013

      • 10 SIZZLING HOT Sex Tips

      • The Week In Sports – Week Of July 8, 2013

      • The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 8, 2013

      • The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 1, 2013

    Recently in Slideshow See More >

    LIFESTYLE

    NEWS

    SPORTS

    ENTERTAINMENT

    NEWS

    NEWS

    Recent News

    Fans Of Green Screens, Incredibly Fake-Looking Things Express Love For Modern CinemaBashar Al-Assad Introduces Syrian Bike-Sharing ProgramDick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac KillingsOpen Dialogue Two Americans Having About Race Pretty HilariousPublicist’s Single Dream In Life For Nation To Have Wes Bentley FeverEmail From Coworker Trying To Organize Office-Wide Social Outing So Unbearably SadPolitician Spots Young Female Aide, And So It Begins

    Recent Videos

    Area Desk Doesn't Mind If People Sit On It Like A Chair Every Once In Awhile

    Economists: People Who Paint Selves Silver And Pretend To Be Statues Make Average Of $10 Million Per YearPerfectly Shitty Couch Sitting On Curb

    • TV: Newswire: The Awesomes discover that with awesome power comes great streamability

    • Film: Movie Review: 2 Guns

    • Film: Movie Review: The Spectacular Now

    • WTF Desktop NotePad

    • Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder Magnet

    • "I'm a Douche" Coffee Mug

    • ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead covers The Kinks' "Sunny Afternoon"

    • A Recap Of This Week's Royal Baby Coverage

    • A.V. Undercover: Rogue Wave Covers Duran Duran's "Rio"

    Follow The Onion

    Receive The Newsletter

    • Personals
    • FAQ
    • Contact Us
    • Jobs
    • Media Kit
    • Privacy Policy
    • Franchising
    • RSS & Apps

    The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. ©Copyright 2013 Onion Inc. All rights reserved