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    The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 22, 2013

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 49•29 • Jul 22, 2013
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    • Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

      SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow fa...
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    • FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs

      WASHINGTON—The FBI is asking any Americans with information about the eating habits, top speed, fighting abilities, or other general-interest knowledge of cheetahs to contact them immediately in return for a $1 million reward.
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    • George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery

      SANFORD, FL—Just days after being fully acquitted for his role in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman reportedly won the $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot last night.
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    • Nation Hoping ‘The Newsroom’ Ends Before Trayvon Martin Storyline

      NEW YORK—Reflecting on the aftermath of the George Zimmerman trial, citizens across the nation prayed Tuesday that HBO’s The Newsroom somehow ends before the show is able to incorporate a storyline about the killing of Trayvon Martin.
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    • Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least

      WASHINGTON—Saying that, hey, it beats nothing, Americans across the nation expressed gratitude today that Shellie Dean Zimmerman, the Florida woman accused of lying to police about husband George Zimmerman’s finances while he was imprisoned th...
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    • Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed

      TRENTON, NJ—In an astonishing moment of creative inspiration, local Twitter user Chase Munson, 29, told reporters Monday that his latest idea for a tweet had simply popped into his head all at once, almost fully composed.
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    • Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro

      MASHPEE, MA—An 18-month infant is reportedly recovering from a severe case of heatstroke today after local parking lot attendees found her trapped inside a sweet-ass Camaro, police said in a press conference today. Officials said the infant, Annabel...
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    • Eric Cantor Pressuring Wife To Try New Political Position

      WASHINGTON—House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) has reportedly been pressuring his wife to try new political positions, claiming the same old ones are getting stale after 24 years of marriage.
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    • Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict

      AMMAN, JORDAN—Arriving in the Middle East today for top-level negotiations with Palestinian and Israeli officials, a man who could not even devise a way to beat George W.
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    • Fox Books Files For Bankruptcy

      NEW YORK—In a move that has shaken the already fragile publishing industry, struggling retail giant Fox Books officially filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Wednesday, sources confirmed. Once known as the “Big Bad Wolf” for its ability to pu...
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    • My Name Is Slideshow. Here Is More About Who I Am And What I’m All About.

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    • Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian

      CHICAGO—Despite broiling temperatures that have plagued the residents of the Midwest and much of the Eastern Seaboard throughout the week, local man and lifelong contrarian Martin Rivers told reporters Thursday that the ongoing heat wave does not in...
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    • Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of ‘Wings’

      LOS ANGELES—In a sign of the growing influence of online streaming services in the television and broadcast industry, the fourth season of Wings, the popular Netflix Instant Watch series about a fictional family-run airport in Nantucket, MA, ...
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    • Deepak Chopra's EPIC Twitter Meltdown

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    • Tiny Advisor Who Lived In Obama’s Ear Dead At 83

      WASHINGTON—Robert Linder, a miniature man who was among the closest and most trusted advisors to President Barack Obama and several past U.S.
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