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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•10 • Mar 9, 2008
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    • Kevin Garnett Proves He Can Touch Rim

      BOSTON—After dozens of practice-session attempts, Boston Celtics center Kevin Garnett proved Tuesday that he could touch the rim of the basket when his middle finger slightly grazed the front edge of the regulation-height goal on the north...
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    • Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake

      ATHENS, GA—David Unger's return to Sarandon-fueled penile stimulation is, in part, a result of his deep respect for the actress, one that transcends her beauty.
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    • Nation's Presidential Assassins Still Undecided

      NEW YORK—22 percent said that McCain’s immobility makes him an excellent choice, while 41 percent would be happy to blow any one of the candidates' heads off.
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