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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•20 • May 22, 2008
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    • Racehorse Shows Up For Season 450 Pounds Overweight

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    • Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal

      LOS ANGELES—Even though men with this hairstyle comprise just 3 percent of the US populace, activists argue, they make up 80 percent of TV villains and assholes.
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    • San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge

      SAN DIEGO—The new ultra-efficient complex is open to schoolchildren on field trips, family members of convicted felons, and state-appointed defense lawyers.
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    • New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up

      OSHKOSH—Brian Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore today was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina.
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    • Well Known Gresham, OR Musicians Form Gresham, OR Supergroup

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    • Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway

      NEW YORK—The 2008 Stackley Cup Playoffs, a set of odd-number-of-games series that will determine the champion of the National Huckie League, are well underway, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman confirmed Monday. 



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