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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•21 • May 24, 2008
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    • Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket

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    • New Hefty Ad Campaign Targets Body-Disposing Demographic

      LAKE FOREST, IL—Hefty's new ads aim to win over consumers by depicting its trash bags as the most durable and least likely to be punctured by shards of human bone.
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    • Grieving Couple Finds Different Ways To Use Stroller

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    • Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract

      PORTLAND, OR—In a move that added the world's pre-eminent equine athlete to its stable of endorsers Tuesday, Nike signed Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner Big Brown to a seven-year, $80 million endorsement contract that included a...
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