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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•21 • May 24, 2008
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      PORTLAND, OR—In a move that added the world's pre-eminent equine athlete to its stable of endorsers Tuesday, Nike signed Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner Big Brown to a seven-year, $80 million endorsement contract that included a...
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