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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•23 • Jun 10, 2008
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    • Escaped Caterpillar On Rampage Through City

      COLUMBUS, OH—The .250-foot creature, still at large, left a trail of destruction in its frenzy, uprooting blades of grass and rendering dozens of ants homeless.
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    • Hillary Grabs 'Hillary '08' Sign From Aide, Snaps It Over Knee

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    • Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality

      LIBERTY CITY—"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."
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    • Aftershock A Real 'Fuck You' To Earthquake Victims

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    • Report: Love Letters From U.S. Troops Increasingly Gruesome

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Pau Gasol Googles 'Lakers + Celtics + Rivalry'

      LOS ANGELES—Claiming he was unaware of the existence of a Los Angeles Lakers-Boston Celtics rivalry until numerous media outlets suggested their 2008 Finals matchup would revive it, curious Lakers center Pau Gasol researched the topic...
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    • Once-Great Competitive Eater Reduced To Hustling At 10-Cent Wing Nights

      BUFFALO, NY—With one bad decision, gone was the $85,000 home outside of Akron, the mini-golf weekends, the mid-range American cars, and the decent-looking women.
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    • Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup

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