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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•24 • Jun 14, 2008
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    • Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts

      WASHINGTON—U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America, is still alive, and he is out there somewhere.
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    • Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual's Right To Prance Around Demanding Attention And Being A Drama Queen

      HARTFORD, CT—After winning the case, the plaintiff thanked his mother, insulted several reporters' shoes, and called members of the court his
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    • Desperate 'Time' Magazine Announces 'Man Of June'

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    • Chris Osgood Gets To Third Base With Stanley Cup

      LOS ANGELES—Sources within the Red Wings organization confirm that goalie Chris Osgood, who is currently engaged in accompanying the Stanley Cup on a victory tour of talk shows and publicity events, has repeatedly and insistently claimed to...
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    • Area Grandmother Tries Indian Food

      BLOOMINGTON, MN—Witnesses report Eileen Rutherford, 78, was overwhelmed by the unusual aromas but appeared delighted when a recognizable pea rolled out of her samosa.
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    • Cheering Gets Slightly Less Loud After Obama’s Call For Community Service

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    • Realtors Blame Housing Market For Slump In Creepy-Mansion Sales

      ENCANTO, CA—"Even if a family's willing to share a garage with the spectral figure hanging from its rafters, they still might not get a mortgage," said one broker.
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