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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•25 • Jun 20, 2008
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    • Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do

      WASHINGTON—What naysayers don't understand, Bush said, is that "when it comes to fighting terrorism, there's no harm in letting loose and painting the town red."
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    • 50-Year-Old Prince Licks AARP Representative's Face

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    • Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway

      NEW YORK—Giuliani, once a beloved New York figure who earned the nickname
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    • Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media

      BROOKLYN, NY—Mark Mendicus, 26-year-old Staples employee and principal owner of the fantasy baseball team Beat With Uggla Stick, blasted his underperforming team in the media Monday, going so far as to single out individual players,...
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    • Falling Down Laundry Chute And Breaking Neck Remains America's No. 548,221 Killer

      ATLANTA—The attitude of
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    • Latest Austin Powers Movie Opens In Theaters

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    • Ex-Girlfriend Don't Want To Speak To You No More, New European Boyfriend Reports

      LANCASTER, PA—The probable Mediterranean sex god who relayed the message rolled his R's in a manner that suggested he could outperform you sexually.
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    • Dept. Of Sanitation Asks Public To Separate Perfectly Good Stuff From Garbage

      WASHINGTON—Officials said perfectly good garbage will be picked up twice a week, or whenever the sanitation department spots a blender they think they can fix.
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