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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•28 • Jul 12, 2008
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    • Bill Clinton Sadly Folds First Lady Dress Back Into Box

      CHAPPAQUA, NY—Clinton quietly placed the modest Dior frock inside his
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    • Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20%

      BOSTON—The move is the band's most radical shift in economic policy since its experiment as a drug-trafficking cartel and a brief merger with Run-DMC.
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    • Dollar Store Has Great Deal On Fig Nortons

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    • Mark Cuban Buys Sports

      DALLAS—Billionaire Mark Cuban, tired of the opposition he has encountered from NBA management in his role as owner of the Dallas Mavericks and frustrated with opposition from the MLB owners' association in his attempt to buy the Chicago...
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    • Friend Somehow Bad At Hanging Out

      HOLDREGE, NE—"How can someone not be good at sitting on a couch and watching television with someone else?" longtime friend Jay Reagor asked.
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    • 5-Year-Old Wants To Be A Tractor When She Grows Up

      AKRON, OH—Before settling on tractor, Kendall Garretson contemplated a variety of possible career paths including professional shark and bouncy trampoline.
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    • Mike Golic Finally Marries, Eats Mike Greenberg

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    • Debt: Should The World Forgive Ours So We Can Be Rich Again?

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