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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•29 • Jul 19, 2008
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    • Hubble Kaleidoscope Finds Evidence Of Space Looking All Crazy

      BALTIMORE—Scientists now have access to clear images of the multicolored polygons and sparkling glitter believed to cover up to 99.999 percent of the universe.
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    • Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate

      TWIN FALLS, ID—
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    • Angry Jim Leyland's Mustache Keeps Falling Off While Yelling At Team

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    • 'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece

      NEW YORK—The 24-page profile features the most lack-of-depth reporting on Obama ever published, and has helped to redefine the boundaries of journalistic drivel.
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    • Infants Piling Up At Orphanage’s Old Address

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    • Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Appealed Strike Call Taken All The Way To Supreme Court

      WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in the case of Wright v. Dreckman, which calls into question professional baseball player David Wright's 2005 check swing against the San Diego Padres and...
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