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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•30 • Jul 29, 2008
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    • Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again

      LONDON—The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown.
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    • Courageous E-mail To Boss In Drafts Folder Since December

      COLUMBUS, OH—Brent Quigley considered sending the e-mail, clicking and holding his mouse arrow over the
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    • Unemployed Bob Barker Spends Morning Watching 'Price Is Right'

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    • C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger

      MILWAUKEE—The Brewers' playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hitting first baseman Prince Fielder...
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    • Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed

      CEAMURLIA, ROMANIA—
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    • Israel, Palestine Now Fighting Over Cemetery Space

      JERUSALEM—
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    • Placido Polanco Chokes Up All The Way

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    • Bush Begins Preparations For Nation's Final Year

      WASHINGTON—The president assured citizens he would do everything possible over next few months to promote a smooth transition into utter oblivion.
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