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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•31 • Aug 3, 2008
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    • Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

      EARTH—Gore's son Kal-Al is faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the EPA's Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound.
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    • New Linens-N-Shit Opens

      MACON, GA—If buyers can't find shit in the right color or size, the crap they need can be located in heaping piles of overstock shit in the warehouse.
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    • Troop Leader Awards Boy Scout With 'Tried To Save Best Friend' Badge

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    • Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour

      ROCHESTER, NY—Those who have visited the diner agree that it uncannily appears after no fewer than nine incantations of "Dude, I am so fucking wasted."
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    • McCain Courts Youth Vote With Lengthy Speech On Forbearance, Morality

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    • Upcoming Date Only Thing Between Area Man, Utter Self-Neglect

      MORGANTON, NC—
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    • Vikings Hire Coach

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    • We Lose The Bidding War For Photos Of Brangelina's New Twins

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