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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•33 • Aug 12, 2008
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    • Area Russian To Hug You

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    • Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet

      HAZEL PARK, MI—Brandon Mylenek insisted his video comment would defy the laws of logic and grammar, and allege several elements of the clip as homosexual in nature.
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    • Togo's Lone Olympic Representative Under A Lot Of Pressure To Win Olympics

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    • Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

      SEATTLE—"At first it was pretty awkward," said one observer. "But then it was like, 'Yes, Soundgarden is back.' It was so intense."
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    • Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down For Entire Life

      CHICAGO—"You mean this entire time? On the bus? During my first communion?" Fred Havemeyer said. "Oh, Christ, the 60s! I just remembered the 1960s."
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    • Nation To Try Its Luck Out West

      THE FRONTIER—No matter how bad things get or how dark tomorrow may seem, the one thing Americans can always count on is the promise of a better life somewhere else.
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    • Citing Poor Conditions, China Refuses To Send Delegation To Olympics

      BEIJING—In an 11th-hour move that shocked the international athletic and political communities alike, the Chinese Olympic Team announced Wednesday that it will not be attending the XXIX Olympiad in Beijing due to
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