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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•33 • Aug 17, 2008
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    • Obama's Hillbilly Half-Brother Threatening To Derail Campaign

      BOONEVILLE, KY—A number of groups withdrew financial support after Cooter Obama punched a swan in the face and mistook Sen. John Kerry for an outhouse.
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    • Soderbergh In The Park To Stage Production Of 'Ocean's Twelve'

      NEW YORK—Skeptics will be pleased traditional Soderberghian themes are present: anger, betrayal, and the travails of cool, wealthy people who plan crime capers.
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    • 40-Foot American Flag Pin Welded To Statue Of Liberty

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    • Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

      NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—The new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."
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    • Zombie Wilt Chamberlain Leads U.S. Nightmare Team To Victory

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    • Entire Refrigerator Rearranged To Accommodate Leftover KFC Bucket

      PIERRE, SD—Although he found room for the bucket, Jeremy Browning still had a surplus of food even after transferring an apple and loaf of bread to the freezer.
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    • Green-Clad Olympic Archer Steals Gold Medals From Rich, Gives Them To Poor

      BEIJING—Chinese Olympic officials say they are no closer to catching the swashbuckling, green-uniformed archery competitor who has disrupted every single medal ceremony of the Games by bursting in, stealing the gold medal or medals in the...
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    • We Overcome Our Fears And Publish This Photo Of A Scary Spider

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