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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•36 • Sep 4, 2008
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    • Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School

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    • Obama Modifies 'Yes We Can' Message To Exclude Area Loser

      COLUMBIA, SC—Nate Walsh, who has lived with his parents since 2001, no longer figures into the senator’s plan of rallying Americans around a common, higher purpose.
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    • Bob Dylan Digitally Remastered

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    • Juicer Infomercial Sweeps Early Morning Emmys

      LOS ANGELES—TriStar Products, makers of Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer released a statement saying it was an honor just to be nominated alongside the Total Gym.
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    • Hawaii Wins Little League World Series

      WILLIAMSPORT, PA—The Hawaii team, known for its powerful lineup of short, fat Skill 5 hitters, defeated the Mexico team 12-3 in the championship game of the Little League World Series, a four-round, single-player tournament held from 2 p.m....
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    • Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports

      DES MOINES, IA—Calling the bird her "special visitor," Eileen Lankford was impressed by its appetite and noted that he "certainly liked to get his tiny beak in there."
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    • Giants Unveil Strahan Signal

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