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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•37 • Sep 8, 2008
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    • Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation

      NEW YORK—In order to make room for the McCain article, a story about Vice President Dick Cheney and 9/11 was relegated to a less prominent position on the front page.
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    • Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

      DAYTON, TN—
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    • Brett Favre Getting That Retirement Itch Again

      EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Although veteran Jets quarterback Brett Favre claims he still loves the game, dwindling enthusiasm and a desire to bow out while on top has him contemplating retirement again, Favre confirmed Monday.
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    • ATM Flees To Mexico With $50,000

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    • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts

      WASHINGTON—According to Cheney, it is a time to reflect and give thanks for all the benefits and blessings of 9/11.
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    • No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard

      CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite," said one SWAT officer.
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    • Michael Phelps Winks Mischievously After Setting Off Airport Metal Detector

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    • We Try Way Too Hard And Come Off As A Little Racist With Our Dawg Lil' Wayne

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