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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•37 • Sep 15, 2008
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    • McCain Silences Critics With Perfectly Executed Cartwheel

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    • Brave Mountain Lion Fends Off Group Of Hikers

      EUREKA, CA—Armed with nothing more than four-inch claws, razor-sharp teeth, and a 5.4-meter vertical leap, the lion defensively lunged at the adult male hiker.
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    • Struggling Air Force One To Begin Selling Passenger Tickets

      WASHINGTON—To stay competitive, the airline will charge a fee of $25 for passengers bringing extra luggage on board, such as fishing gear or a Scottish terrier.
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    • Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She's Currently In

      KINGSPORT, TN—
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    • Female Fans Out For Season With Tom Brady's Knee Injury

      FOXBOROUGH, MA—More than 90 percent of female football fans were lost for the sesaon on Sunday when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady suffered a left knee injury that will require extensive treatment. The Partriots announced Monday...
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    • National Endowment For The Arts Funds Construction Of $1.3 Billion Poem

      WASHINGTON—Government funding of the 14-line lyric poem will ensure that America's prose "remains the biggest, best-designed, and best funded in the world."
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    • Bored Man To Participate In 2,200 Mile Bike Race

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    • Another Small Town With Fucked-Up Shit Beneath The Surface

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