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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•40 • Oct 7, 2008
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    • Hurricane Katrina Returns To New Orleans To Apologize

      NEW ORLEANS—"Please don't run," said the hurricane, addressing residents fleeing from a press conference in the now destroyed Superdome. "I'm not here to hurt you!"
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    • Mr. Met Takes Frustrations Out On Fans

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    • Report: 60 Million People You'd Never Talk To Voting For Other Guy

      BOSTON—The fact that you and these 60 million strangers actually live in the same country and salute the same flag seems to defy reality, yet it’s all true.
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    • Paul Newman Dies After Consuming 51 Hard-Boiled Eggs

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    • Government Bails Out Dow Jones With 10,000 Points

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    • Breast Cancer Launches WNBA Awareness Month

      NEW YORK— Leading representatives of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation announced Wednesday that the month of October would officially be known as WNBA Awareness Month, and commemorated the occasion by donating $80 million of their...
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    • Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

      WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able to wake it.
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    • Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work

      LORETTO, MN—
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