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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•43 • Oct 21, 2008
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    • 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast Of 'The View'

      NEW YORK—
      1 of 10
    • Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election

      WASHINGTON—With Republican nominee John McCain continuing to flounder at the polls, the unknown force that orders the universe announced...
      2 of 10
    • Bush Calls For Panic

      WASHINGTON—Many call the plan Bush's most well-thought-out proposal to date which calls for hysterical fear, dry heaving, and the legalization of trampling.
      3 of 10
    • Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight

      FOXWORTH, MS—Addressing him as
      4 of 10
    • Closed-Door Meeting To Determine Future Of Honey-Roasted Peanuts

      5 of 10
    • Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey

      DAWWAS—Cowboys medical personnel confirm that quawterback Tony Womo injured his thwowing hand in last week's 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals and is expected to miss the next month after suffewing a sevewy bwoken wight...
      6 of 10
    • McCain Clinches Religious Vote With Stirring High-Register Rendition Of 'Ave Maria'

      7 of 10
    • Dream About You Not Sexual, Coworker Reports

      BURLINGTON, VT—Andrew Pagano, 39, assured that you had all your clothes on, the dream was very short, and it was actually one of those dreams where no one has faces.
      8 of 10
    • Flyers Defenseman Ceremonially Checks Sarah Palin Into Boards

      9 of 10
    • How Will History Remember Pol Pot?

      10 of 10
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