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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•43 • Oct 25, 2008
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    • Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic

      BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Dr. Louis Saddler urged all under-breasted Americans to educate themselves about silicone and saline, and to set something up with his secretary Linda.
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    • Obama Purchases Ad Space On Side Of McCain’s Bus

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    • Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted House World Series

      ST. PETERSBURG, FL—Tampa Bay Rays officials and Tropicana Field stadium management announced Wednesday night that, due to an unfortunate and unresolved scheduling conflict, the facility would continue to host the first ever Haunted House...
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    • Dollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Street Into Frenzy

      NEW YORK—"I think I touched it and it was warm and soft and wonderful," said Tim Fornato, emerging briefly from a dog pile of frantic floor traders.
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    • Bailiff Can’t Help Wondering What Life Would Be Like On Other Side Of Judge

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    • Area Man Saddened To Realize Short Jewish Women With An Interest In Theater His Type

      CHICAGO—David Simms couldn't believe he hadn't made the connection sooner after dating a string of nasally ushers and a stocky divorcée he met at a kosher deli.
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    • Swaggering Down 87%

      NEW YORK—A wide-legged gait accompanied by an overconfident smile and a jauntily raised eyebrow may soon be a thing of the past due to recent economic turmoil.
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    • Third Party Candidate Vic Valentine And How His Strategy To Take The Swinger State Vote Could Spoil The Election

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