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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•46 • Nov 15, 2008
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    • International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising

      CHICAGO—"If you are reading this," said Obama's farewell note. "Then I have already left your silly country with a woman you have come to know as 'Michelle.'"
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    • Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends

      NEW YORK—
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    • Hot Girl’s Number Lingered On

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    • Cavaliers Declared NBA Champions As Basketball Knocks Off Early

      NEW YORK—A happy, triumphant, and visibly relieved LeBron James accepted the 2009 NBA Championship trophy from commissioner David Stern at a small ceremony in New York Wednesday, just hours after the NBA announced that it would be canceling...
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    • Majority Of Americans Never Use Physical Education After High School

      CEDAR RAPIDS, IA—"My gym teacher used to drone on about 'physical well-being—breaking a sweat, coordination—I still don't know what that means," said Kevin Higgins.
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    • Offbeat Squirrel In Park Garnering Cult Following

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    • Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference

      SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Marketing executive Bernard Ganley first humiliated himself Monday morning when he suggested that applicator tips were a thing of the past.
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    • Are Tissue Box Designs Too Ostentatious For America's Bedside Tables?

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