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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•47 • Nov 22, 2008
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    • Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey

      NEW YORK—
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    • Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy

      DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco.
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    • New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything

      PHILADELPHIA—Taken three times daily with a quart of gin, Advil Release can alleviate the worst symptoms of life's deadening futility and cold, blank emptiness.
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    • Carmelo Anthony Airballs Slam-Dunk

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    • God Help Him, But Area Man Loves That Crazy Bitch

      RENO, NV—
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    • Bags Under Tommy Lee Jones' Eyes Causing Him Neck Problems

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    • Jimmie Johnson's Car Put Out To Stud

      CHARLOTTE, NC—Hendrick Motorsports confirmed what many NASCAR fans had suspected all season, announcing Wednesday that Jimmie Johnson's number 48 Chevrolet Impala would be put out to stud, ending its career in stock-car racing and living...
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    • Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference

      SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Marketing executive Bernard Ganley first humiliated himself Monday morning when he suggested that applicator tips were a thing of the past.
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