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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•49 • Dec 1, 2008
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    • 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

      NEW YORK—Although Jordan McCabe intends to stay at home, he will inevitably grow antsy, drive to a nearby pub and bump into at least five insufferable pricks.
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    • Blue Angels Hold First-Ever Open Tryouts

      PENSACOLA, FL—With would-be pilots lining up by the thousands and crowds predicted to grow larger everyday, the excitement and death toll are both expected to rise.
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    • Gordon Ramsay Berates Spoon For 45 Minutes

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    • That One Kid In Rec Basketball League Always Wearing Jeans During Games

      CARMICHAELS, PA—Sources confirmed yesterday that the kid in the Carmichaels YMCA youth basketball league, the one who plays for the team in yellow jerseys sponsored by Grimaldi Dental Associates, played another game Tuesday wearing blue...
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    • Unemployed Man Photoshops Self Into Former Company’s Staff Photo

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    • Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

      CHICAGO—Subjects who drank five glasses or more showed an increased ability to recall each time their mothers had been unsupportive of boyfriends or husbands.
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    • Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options

      ERIE, PA—
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    • Would Anyone Notice If We Started Endorsing Eugenics?

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