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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•50 • Dec 8, 2008
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    • American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers

      FORTH WORTH, TX—"Watching television at home cost me $250 dollars last night," said Michael Peterson, one of many Americans forced to pay high airline costs.
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    • Beloved Showbiz Legend And National Treasure Michael Douglas Actually None Of These Things

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    • Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine

      JERUSALEM—
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    • Dip Good

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    • NFL Goes On Nationwide Crime Spree As Plaxico Burress Creates Diversion

      NEW YORK—NFL players were quick to capitalize on the distraction Plaxico Burress created by shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub last weekend, embarking on a crime spree that has claimed an estimated 300 lives and inflicted more than...
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    • Pope Puts On Rally Mitre

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    • Shitload Of Math Due Monday

      OLD BRIDGE, NJ—Students dreaded spending all day Sunday with some retarded math book, especially one that doesn't have any of the freaking answers in the back.
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    • Area Woman Wouldn't Mind Feeding Your Cats

      HARTFORD, CT—
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