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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•02 • Jan 10, 2009
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    • Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle

      DUNDEE, IL—
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    • Captain Asks Stranger To Keep Eye On Destroyer While He Runs To Bathroom

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    • Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date

      WASHINGTON—According to the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. could soon find itself in a "very real" 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/7 situation.
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    • New Dog Digs Up Old Dog

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    • Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms

      WASHINGTON—Fashion consultant and Project Runway host Tim Gunn surprised the Washington Wizards Monday by unexpectedly arriving at the Verizon Center locker room and offering to help Wizards players shop for less repulsive...
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    • Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds

      WASHINGTON—What began as a small-scale racket has grown into a worldwide organization, with billions spent each year pushing its pro-nap, broth-focused agenda.
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    • Sixth Senate Page Dragged Away By Congressional Swamp Creature

      WASHINGTON—Metropolitan Police urged all national-level politicians and their staff to take caution when strolling around the Capitol alone on foggy evenings.
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    • Are You Emasculating Your Boyfriend? Make Him Take Our Quiz

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