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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•03 • Jan 17, 2009
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    • Difficult To Tell If T.J. Maxx Hit Hard By Recession

      CHICAGO—Economists couldn't decide whether Chicago's Fullerton Avenue branch, where more than half the fluorescent lights are flickering, has been affected.
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    • Prescription Put In 2009 New Year's Eve Glasses

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    • U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon

      NEW YORK—"Tremble before the might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives," said Ban Ki-moon, clutching a stack of diplomatic resolutions.
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    • Bush, Cheney Stand Back-To-Back, Cock Shotguns One Last Time

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    • Charles Barkley Finally Gets That Blow Job

      SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Weeks after being arrested for driving under the influence while seeking out oral sex from a certain particularly skilled partner, NBA legend and basketball analyst Charles Barkley was finally able to drive across town, meet...
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    • Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era

      BOWLING GREEN, KY—
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    • Incompetent Staff Feels Underappreciated

      KNOXVILLE, TN—"A simple 'thanks' from the higher-ups would be nice," said Joseph Garten, who spends nearly 60 percent of his week making personal calls from his desk.
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