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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•05 • Feb 4, 2009
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    • Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice

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    • Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

      AOMORI, JAPAN—"He was so hot and exotic-looking," said 17 year-old Misaki Nakajima, referring to the obese, unemployed character played by John Candy in Uncle Buck.
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    • Overexcited Super Bowl Grounds Crew Paints Wrong Lines On Field

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    • Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand His Reference To 'Savage Sword Of Conan' #24

      WASHINGTON—President Obama received confused silence upon suggesting that his staff might have to "team up with Taurus of Nemedia" to secure the needed funding.
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    • Dennis Quaid Not Up For Any Oscars

      LOS ANGELES—The nominees for the 81st annual Academy Awards were announced Thursday, with veteran actor Dennis Quaid receiving no nods in...
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    • Oh Wait, Area Man Not Paul

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    • Super Bowl XLIII Spontaneously Breaks Out On Media Day

      TAMPA BAY, FL—In what started as a midfield photo opportunity between opposing team captains and ended as a hard-fought 60-minute competition to become the NFL champion, Super Bowl XLIII was suddenly and unexpectedly played Tuesday during...
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    • Area Man Already Tired Of Prison

      SHERIDAN, OR—
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    • Secluded Cabin In Woods Filled With Big Plans For America

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    • What Are You Waiting For? Somebody To Give You A Kiss, You Fucking Baby?

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