The Week In ReviewSlideshow • ISSUE 45•05 • Feb 4, 2009 1200Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice1 of 10Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish2 of 10Overexcited Super Bowl Grounds Crew Paints Wrong Lines On Field3 of 10Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand His Reference To 'Savage Sword Of Conan' #244 of 10Dennis Quaid Not Up For Any Oscars5 of 10Oh Wait, Area Man Not Paul6 of 10Super Bowl XLIII Spontaneously Breaks Out On Media Day7 of 10Area Man Already Tired Of Prison8 of 10Secluded Cabin In Woods Filled With Big Plans For America9 of 10What Are You Waiting For? Somebody To Give You A Kiss, You Fucking Baby?10 of 10More Slideshows Start OverThe Legacy Of Dick CheneyThe Rise Of ObamaThe Legacy Of George W. BushThe Week In ReviewThe Week In Review