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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•07 • Feb 15, 2009
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    • Man Somehow Getting Worse At Sex

      ATLANTA—
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    • Cute Couple On Same Antidepressant

      2 of 10
    • Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

      TOKYO—
      3 of 10
    • K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam

      NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Johnson & Johnson, manufacturer of the nation's most popular personal lubricant, K-Y Jelly, held a press conference Monday...
      4 of 10
    • Heart-Shaped Jacuzzi Clogged Again

      5 of 10
    • A-Rod Dead At 33

      NEW YORK—Baseball legend and mythical figure A-Rod, the New York Yankee third baseman and three-time American League Most Valuable Player, was declared dead Saturday...
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    • Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

      NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby homes.
      7 of 10
    • Jose Canseco Smirking Smugly At Nation

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    • Girl Would Be Terrified If She Knew Teacher Had Crush On Her Too

      BOISE, ID—Rebecca Hodgson has been charmed by her teacher's passion for the English language, a passion that pales in comparison to his late-night longing for her.
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    • Vigorously Rubbing The Head Of The Penis And 10 Other Sex Tips

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