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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•08 • Feb 24, 2009
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    • Nation's Blacks Creeped Out By All The People Smiling At Them

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    • 280 Days Of Meryl Streep's Year Spent Being Honored

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    • Head Lice Going Around Senate

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Somali Pirates Tow Guy With Stalled Jet Ski

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    • Nate Robinson Jumping Over Dwight Howard In Everyday Life

      ORLANDO, FL—
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    • Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan

      KANSAS CITY, MO—64-year old Tim Creamsby's colored-pencil sketches of the storefront and plan to hire his granddaughter to answer phones melted loan officers' hearts.
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      MANHATTAN, KS—
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