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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•09 • Mar 2, 2009
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    • Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House

      WASHINGTON—The Bush twins spoke in unison and repeatedly beckoned Sasha Obama by chanting the phrases
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    • Area Man Seated Next To Lou Reed On Roller Coaster

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    • Nation Instinctively Forms Breadline

      NEW YORK—
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    • Whole Foods Transforms Another Ordinary Vegetable Into Status Symbol

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    • New Mike Tyson Documentary Features Exclusive Interviews With Super Macho Man, King Hippo

      AUSTIN, TX—A new documentary titled Punched Out!!: The Mike Tyson Story, which follows the legendary boxer's career...
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    • Stripper Putting Herself Through Life

      JUPITER, FL—"I've got dreams a lot bigger than this dump," exotic dancer Nina Meyer explained. "I'm only doing this because there's no way I'll ever achieve them."
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