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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•10 • Mar 8, 2009
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    • Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

      ARKHAM, MA—
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    • NASCAR Bed Bursts Into Flames

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    • Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency

      WASHINGTON—Years from now, historians will be able to simulate what the former president might have looked like tying his shoelaces on the afternoon of June 3, 2011.
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    • Red Lobster Offers New 'Top Hat Full Of Shrimp' To Attract Wealthier Customers

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    • Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue

      BOSTON—
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    • San Francisco Historians Condemn 1906 Earthquake Deniers

      SAN FRANCISCO—Avowed earthquake denier William Pletcher believes the so-called 'violent shift in the earth's tectonic plates' is nothing more than a thinly veiled lie.
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    • Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team

      GLENDALE, AZ—"Whether it's arguing over home mortgage payments, or why the godforsaken lights are always on, David and Sheila never disappoint," said a neighbor.
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    • How Did This Man Come Up With So Many Rhymes?

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