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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•11 • Mar 16, 2009
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    • Rise In Rent Forces Local Taco Bell To Take On Roommate

      ROCKFORD, ILL—Head cashier Dana Canty, 19, said she was forced to quit last week after new roommate Brian Studer repeatedly entered her work area wearing nothing but a towel.
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    • Grandma’s Only Movie Watched Again

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    • FDA Approves Salmonella

      WASHINGTON—Executives at Hellmann's welcomed the news by announcing an entire line of lukewarm, sun-soaked, and partially turned mayonnaises.
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    • Struggling Don Rickles Has Nothing But Nice Things To Say About Audience

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    • Stumbling, Bumbling Sled Dog: 'Sorry, This Is My First Iditarod'

      PUNTILLA LAKE, AK—"I have to pull it together," added the dog, making a point of directly addressing his musher, two-time Iditarod champion Lance Mackey. "I'm sorry, Lance. I'm acting like an idiot out there."
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    • Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution

      GREAT BROOK FARM STATE PARK, MA—"'Tis has been a long and bitter struggle with our foolhardy American cousins," said 2nd Lt. Henry Bertram of King George III's Royal British Army.
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    • Area Man Down To Final Week Of Heyday

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    • Meet Tug: The Dog Who Saved The Stimulus Package

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