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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•12 • Mar 22, 2009
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    • Tree Featured In 'The Deer Hunter' Dies

      BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, NC—
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    • Hillary Clinton Wows Russians With Poignant Chekhovian Monologue

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    • Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By Constitution, Says Supreme Court Justice Peeking In Bathroom Window

      WESTON, FL—
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    • Obama Asks Biden Not To Stand So Close

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    • Dick Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports

      BRISTOL, CT—Mrs. Vitale would not confirm rumors that ESPN analyst Digger Phelps sometimes participates while dressed as Wake Forest's "Demon Deacon" mascot.
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    • U.S. Troops In Iraq Excited To Finally Return To Afghanistan

      BAGHDAD—Since the announcement, Military officials have noticed improved morale, with many soldiers looking forward to returning to the one place where they felt they truly belonged.
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    • Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

      PITTSBURGH—
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    • After A 3-Month Staff-Wide Argument, Here's The Onion's 2008 Man Of The Year: Barack Obama

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