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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•13 • Mar 29, 2009
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    • Congress Forced To Watch Training Video About Bipartisan Cooperation

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Heroic Pickles Holding Lid Shut From Inside

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    • Everything Taking Too Long

      WASHINGTON—Between eye rolls, sighs, and repeated glances at wall clocks, the majority of Americans are reporting that the nation badly needs to pick up the pace.
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    • Shaq Finds Mysterious Inscriptions Written On Basketball

      PHOENIX—
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    • Area Man Croatian?

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    • 'People' Magazine Reporter Held Hostage By Timothy Hutton Extremists

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    • Local Raccoons Once Again Take The Fall For Area Man

      SOUTH NATICK, MA—
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