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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•14 • Apr 5, 2009
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    • Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There

      STOCKHOLM—As a world-renowned expert on lady-part maladies, Dr. Victoria Lozoff led a team of hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for detecting abnormal cells in...you know, that area.
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    • Confused Firefighters Fail To Rescue Child Wearing Firefighter Costume

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    • Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Lance Armstrong: 'Riding A Bike Isn't Something You Just Remember How To Do'

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    • Study Finds Paint Aisle At Lowe's Best Place To Have Complete Meltdown

      AUSTIN, TX—Shoppers were observed in a fugue-like state, clutching color samples in their sweat-soaked hands and mumbling incoherently about eggshell sheens.
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    • History Channel Helicopter To Give Viewers Bird's Eye View Of History

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    • Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon

      LAKE WOBEGON, MN—"It's gonna be hard to get the School Choir concert together if that's Ms. Falconer’s chopped-off head bobbing up and down out there," said a resident.
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