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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•16 • Apr 19, 2009
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    • Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'

      LOS ANGELES—Studio executives decided only Bay could deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterfuck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even the most casual fan want to scratch their eyes out.
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    • First 10 Minutes Of Chess Game Spent Explaining Replacement Pieces

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    • Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Mr. Met Having Trouble Sleeping In New Home

      FLUSHING, NEW YORK—After dozing off between innings in front of more than 41,000 cheering fans Monday night, an exhausted Mr. Met informed team officials that he has not slept since the Mets moved from Shea Stadium to Citi Field.
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    • 2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants

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    • NASA Embarks On Epic Delay

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Art Professor Revealed To Be Convincing Fake

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    • Mr. Pretty-Boy Farmer Still Has All His Fingers

      PARKERSBURG, IA—Ol' 'Still Got My Thumbs' Ridley hasn't once had to dial 911 with a pencil in his teeth and then wait in the bathtub for the ambulance to arrive.
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    • Going Too Far. How Far Is It? Is This Too Far? Because We Don't Think It Is.

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