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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•17 • Apr 26, 2009
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    • Oprah's African School Forced To Cut Oprahmatics, 20th Century Oprah History

      JOHANNESBURG—
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    • Boeing Unveils 40,000-Foot Emergency Slide

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    • God Makes Surprise Visit To Local Church

      FAYETTEVILLE, NC—"Thought I'd just pop in and see how things were going. Please, pretend like I'm not even here," said the God of Abraham, Lord Almighty.
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    • Biden Quietly Singing Pearl Jam's 'Even Flow' During Security Briefing

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    • First Homo Leagues Player Shatters MLB Sexuality Barrier

      OAKLAND, CA—Homo leagues all-star Tyler Patton shattered baseball's long-standing sexual orientation barrier Monday by signing a four-year, $10.5 million contract with the Oakland A's.
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    • Last Few Republican Senators Form Roman Tortoise

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    • Pushpin Industry Thriving In Recession

      WASHINGTON—Experts point to pushpins’ sharpness and rigidity as one of the main reasons why they provide Americans with stability in uncertain economic times.
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    • Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C.

      WASHINGTON—The second fingering reportedly took place Thursday night at the hotel after chaperones failed to notice that Nick Stern had been hiding in Jamie Cavanaugh's bathroom during a 10 p.m. room check.
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