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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•18 • May 3, 2009
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    • G-175 Nations Convene To Discuss How Things Can't Possibly Be Any Worse

      HARARE, ZIMBABWE—"All those in favor of sighing loudly and looking around in desperation for any answer, please say yes," said Bangladeshi Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina.
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    • Auction Won By Crab With $20 Stuck In Claw

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    • Craigslist Server Contracts HPV

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    • Nation Dumbfounded As To Why Little-Leaguer's Favorite Player Is Chipper Jones

      DANVILLE, IN—The U.S. populace reacted with confusion, astonishment, and mild disgust upon discovering that 12-year-old little-leaguer Jonathan Keefer's favorite major-league baseball player is none other than Atlanta Braves third baseman...
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    • Renée Zellweger No Longer Renée Zellweger Type

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    • Retired Big Brown Given ESPN Commentator Position

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    • Sherpa Who Led Neil Armstrong To Moon Dead At 71

      ST.PETERSBURG, FL—Following the well-worn path of his ancestors, Phurba Dorje, the lunar Sherpa, hauled dehydrated food and supplies as he led astronauts to the moon.
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    • Area Girlfriend, Boyfriend Achieve Perfect Mother-Son Relationship

      PORTLAND, OR—After dating for nearly three years, area couple Peter Mazursky and Janet Hyams have finally achieved the perfect semblance of a mother-son relationship, sources close to the pair revealed Monday.
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