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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•19 • May 15, 2009
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    • Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again

      WASHINGTON—"From now on, just tell me the bullshit I want to hear," one Ohio resident said. "Tell me my savings are safe, everybody has a job, and we're No. 1 again."
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    • Ex-Con Back Behind Bar

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    • Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

      WASHINGTON—"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked his sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts.
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    • Slashed Ticket Prices Allow Lesser Nobility To Attend Yankees Games

      NEW YORK—Dukes, barons, viscounts, and earls are applauding the Yankees' recent decision to cut prices on dugout and foul-line field-level seats in half, from as much as $2,500 per game down to an amount the minor houses consider far more...
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    • Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher

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    • Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel

      BURBANK, CA—Producers said that not only would they do everything in their power to make the sequel the most repellent, soulless, pandering film ever released, but that all of the resources of the Walt Disney Company would be dedicated to promoting the film.
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    • Michael Vick Regrets Wearing Dog-Skin Coat To Meet With Goodell

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    • Area Man First In His Family To Coast Through College

      MINNEAPOLIS—
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    • Alan Klemke: The First 100 Days

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