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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•21 • May 24, 2009
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    • Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Unusually Level-Headed, Charismatic Lichen Species Named After Obama

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    • Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans

      WICHITA FALLS, TX—"I have nothing personal against Americans," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "I just think they should stay in America, where they belong."
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    • Preakness-Winning Filly An Inspiration To Women Who Want To Win Preakness

      BALTIMORE—By becoming the first filly to win the Preakness Stakes in 85 years, thoroughbred Rachel Alexandra inspired millions of women Saturday to believe that they too could one day win the legendary horse race.
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    • New Netpix Service Sends Unlimited Photographs For Monthly Fee

      LOS GATOS, CA—Netpix offers the largest photographic catalog in the U.S., including pictures of sunsets, grisly crime scenes, and snapshots of Carol and her dog.
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    • Man Escapes Eritrean Civil War To Clean Martini Puke From Back Of Taxi

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    • Radiohead Denies Influencing Local Band

      DAYTON, OH—"Just because you use a vocoder doesn't make you a fearless pioneer of post-punk techno-rock," explained Radiohead producer Nigel Greenwood.
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    • How Princess Diana Would Be Staying Fit At 47

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